Put one of the Tortilla (2) on a hot skillet and slap on some Marinara Sauce (2 tablespoon).
Add Shredded Mozzarella Cheese (1/4 cup).
Now, place the remaining tortilla on top. When the cheese begins to melt, flip the quesadilla to toast the other side for a minute or two.
Remove from the heat and allow to cool for a bit. After they have sufficiently cooled, grab a knife and slice! Now you effectively have a quesadilla of pizza and a whole lot of happy, drunkish people.