22 Crispy Homemade Fries Recipes – Because Time Fries

Move over, boring sides—fries are taking over the plate. This crispy, golden, totally unhinged recipe collection proves one thing: anything can be a fry if you believe hard enough (and bring good dipping sauce). From OG French fries to zucchini sticks, squeaky halloumi fries, green beans, apples, and even spam—we’re tossing tradition out the window and frying outside the box.

Why Settle for Just Potatoes?

Whether you're into low-carb, gluten-free, or veggie-forward snacking, there's a fry with your name on it. Got picky eaters? Trying to survive game-day madness? Zucchini threatening to take over your fridge? There’s a fry for that.

Fry Stars of the Show

• Air Fryer French Fries – Crispier than your ex’s texts.
  
• Halloumi Fries – Salty, squeaky, and ridiculously addictive.
  
• Carrot Fries with Smoky Peri-Peri – Spicy veggie swagger in every bite.
  
• Apple Pie Fries – Dessert fries are real, and they dunk in caramel.

Pro Fry-Tips You Didn’t Know You Needed

• Soak first, crunch later – A cold water bath = ultra crispy fries.
  
• Dip like royalty – Garlic aioli, spicy mayo, or peanut butter (yes, really).
  
• Leftover hack – Chop up cold fries for the best breakfast hash you’ve ever had.

Ready to embrace the chaos? These 22 homemade fry recipes are here to prove that fries aren’t just food—they’re a lifestyle. Fry hard, snack often, and never settle for limp sides again.